Howdy. This is going to be super wide-ranging, and also might be offensive to you, but I'm writing it because I'm right, and also your favorite child, and also you should listen to me, and also you embarrass yourself, and me, except not really because I probably don't talk about/with you because of these things you're…
Mallory Ortberg, spoken word poet and generally awesome person who writes for The Toast, just shared this hilarious poem about Men and Men's Literature. My favorite bits are the sea and the cigarettes.
When I was nominated for the challenge, it occurred to me that I've never met my challenger IRL, so it made me wonder whether the celebrities who were challenging each other know each other personally. I decided to map the "family tree" in order to see how interrelated the whole thing was.
Laura Miller of Slate has just come out with an article which tries to put the vampire in its place, ostensibly for good and all time, saying, "it's time to drive a stake through the bloodsuckers at last." But she's incredibly wrong.
GLAAD has announced that Laverne Cox will receive the Stephen F. Kolzak Award for her fabulous portrayal of Orange is the New Black character Sophia Burset and for teaching America to love again. The award honors openly LGBT celebs and media persons for kicking ass/taking names and promoting the shit out of diversity.…